WELCOME TO POWERGREASE.COM!
ARE YOU READY TO BE FIT AND ATTRACTIVE WITH NO EFFORT???? (ZERO)!!!!!! Then welcome to POWERGREASE.COM, the one stop shop for all of your weight loss needs, and Gavyn Bernhardt's official fan and art page! Here I’ll be describing all of the creative chaos of my artistic process, including how/why my songs were written and how they developed over time; as well as the process and development of their associated visual art (and any other related bits still crusted on the inside of the barrel).
On top of that, as a bonus, you might lose a calorie or two while reading…?
HERBAL
RUBDOWN!
A TOUGH
QUARDUPAL PUNCH!
ADRENALIN!
KETAMIN!
SULFURIC ACID!
NUTMEG!
WHY THIS EXISTS:
Firstly, I’d like to highlight the process behind my art. The definitive difference between ‘content’ and art is the process. It’s knowing that someone spent countless hours of their life poring over every little detail of a piece to express a certain feeling, or create a certain effect—to breathe life into and through it. It’s like a kind of trust really. You can trust that the art in your hands is someone’s direct, honest expression of themself. This stands in stark contrast to generating anything with AI, plugging a few words and hitting “generate a response” repeatedly until the ‘content’ it provides satisfies you. It’s more comparable to playing the slots than anything else; and you wouldn’t trust a gambler with your money, would you? So I’m highlighting the work that went into everything I’ve made as a way of building trust with any of you who are tuning in.
Secondly...
Spotify. It’s Spotify’s fault. On February 6th, 2026, Spotify introduced a beta feature called “about the song” which (at the time of typing this) is still active on the platform (Spotify link). For the unaware (or the blissful Spotify-less) it’s an AI generated description telling you what the song you’re listening to is about, scraped from the whole of the internet. In context it seems pretty innocuous. However, from my perspective as an up-and-coming artist, it comes across as Spotify breathing down my neck to explain what my songs are to me, taking away a potential opportunity to talk about my music where people are guaranteed to see it. On top of that, it’s at best potentially getting things wrong in the process, or at worst, it is doxxing me, and then never fixing the issue (Thanks Spotify). So it’s safe to say it pissed me off, which is why PowerGrease.com exists!
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